amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via cumfort)

cloudedly:

following back, message me if i missed you!

(via typical)

yungdiane:

"so why do you want the job?"

image

(via fake-mermaid)

watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am

(via crunchier)

ihaveabigcock-pit:

How much are we talking here

(via gnarly)

harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

(via outcried)

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

(via unprime)

anthotny:

babefield:

what if you died and the last thing you did was make someone feel bad about themselves

Me using my last breaths: This is the last time you’re gonna see me and you wore that?

(via outcried)

doglets:

there’s a thin line between word and world

(via crunchier)

“Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I’m only falling apart”
—  Bonnie Tyler (1983)

(via ckings)